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I registered my surname as a domain and created a webspace so I can have a place to share information and photo's with family and friends. (Also I never have to change my email address .. )

Please feel free to explore, sign the guestbook or check out the Photo Album. You need to register to access the photo album or just send me a message via the "Contact Me" page.

Michael Day-Nielsen.

 

  • Tech Humour: Yesterday all servers in the U.S. went out on strike in a bid to get more RAM and better CPUs. A spokes person said that the need for better RAM was due to some fool increasing the front-side bus speed. In future, busses will be told to slow down in residential motherboards :)

  • Science Humour: Customer: "Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite ?" ...
    Chemist: "NaBrO!"
  • Interesting: "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe."

Thought for the day: "haters gonna hate, turtles gonna turtle"  .. Be happy, you're here for a good time, not a long time..


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